The older you get, the older you want to get. —Keith Richards

When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick. —George Burns

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. —Phyllis Diller

While you can only be young once, you can always be immature. —Dave Barry

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? —Satchel Paige

Aging brings such incredible freedom. Now what I want most is laughs. —Isabella Rosselini

The first half of life is finding out how you do it. And the second half is enjoying it.”  —Frances Lear

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. —Will Rogers

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. —Robert Browning

Aging is an extraordinary process in which you become the person you always should have been. —David Bowie .

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. —Mason Cooley

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. —Maggie Kuhn

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. —Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age and treachery always overcome youth and skill. —Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson

Old age, to the unwise, is winter; to the wise, it is harvest time. —Judah Lazerov 

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future. —Steve Miller